Nevada Burger

"You got lard, then you add some more lard, then you add on another layer of lard, then you got some more lard..."

- Nevada

Original Nevada Burger
A long time ago The Scientist made an immensly lardy McDonalds burger with Cushing's disease. Betty came to McDonalds and asked for it, the employee reluctantly gave in. The Nevada Burger turned Betty into the thing.

Death of The Thing
Many years later, the thing became unstable. It started rampaging around killing people. Priffesor Lombarto and Stam were trying to find a way to control it. They contacted The Scientist who was living in a fat free chamber at the time. He told them that they could defeat it by finding and destroying the Nevada Burger. The sedated it and Stam climbed up its ass to find it. He bought a fake mustache and removed it. They threw the tumor to Michigan and buried the Nevada Burger.

Nevada Burger Commercial
Another Nevada Burger was developed by McDonalds, this time without any Cushing's. It took them many, many decades to create. It was completly lard.

The Lump in the Carpet
Later on, a yellow lump was discovered on Reith's carpet. Priffesor Lombarto developed a device to destroy it.

Appearances

 * The Thing
 * Foreheads... The Shocking Truth
 * A Lump in the Carpet